People who really want to have a good time don’t want to come to a slaughterhouse. Seems to me there’s too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. We’ve built the Roadhouse. Where no one will run you off the road and you can listen to Jeff Healey behind chicken wire. Come along if you’re looking for a place where you can find existential bouncers in a rinky-dink honky-tonk. The kind of people who own both a degree in philosophy and a 1965 Buick Riviera. We’re just here to shoot the breeze and make some interesting connections and acquaintances - we hope you will be too.
Are you looking for a chill server with all the coolest old people? You found it. 21+ to enter and make sure you get your hand stamped as you come through the door.
Join now and get on the best member list this side of a BBS board. See our user testimonial(s)
"I joined, was nice, and they had a great live band." - Roadhouse Patron
"I joined, was not nice, and was thrown out on my ass." - Wesley Henchman
"...this place is fucking awesome..." - icy cool dude taciturn